Louisville X-Press Staff
Lotto Players Everywhere Return to Work This Glorious Monday Morning
It was a week of wild imaginings, beautiful "what-if" fantasies, and well thought out plans of benevolent giving. Now, we all return to...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jul 25
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jul 20
Pro-Life, Interracial, Same-Sex, Married Couple Celebrate While They Still Can
"The sanctity of life is protected again!" said the young couple who will learn in the coming months that "sanctity" means different...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jul 5
America a Little Annoyed Party Guest Proposed to Girlfriend at Its Birthday Party
While all in all a good sport, and genuinely happy for the newly engaged couple, America couldn't help but be a little bitter that...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jun 14
Man Who Could Have Won Lottery Wasted Luck on Well-Timed Green Lights
While on the way to work this morning, local Anthony Waters was debating stopping by his corner Thornton's before work to get coffee and...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jun 13
Child in Car, Playing with iPad on Wireless Internet Blown Away by Site of Groundhog Beside Road
Braydon Miller, put down his eighth-generation iPad with 10.2 inch 264-pixel per inch screen that was connected, wirelessly, to the...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jun 8
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jun 8
A Modest Proposal...
As of this writing, 653 children and teens have been killed by guns and more than 1,600 injured just in 2022. Even if you find stats...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jun 2
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jun 1
Season Finale Review: Depp V. Heard Trial
No one was expecting the tired old "courtroom drama" to once again grip the nation, but we have to say this one knocked it out of the...
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- May 30
Woman Over the Moon When Man Refers to Her as His "Girlfriend" To Police
Local woman, Beatrice Knox, was thrilled to call her friends to announce she officially no longer single after the man she's been on...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- May 24
Through Hard Work, Tenacity, and Drive; Man Successfully Marries Rich
Local Bro, Chad Forsyth, accomplished his life's ambition this past weekend when he successfully closed the deal of holy matrimony with a...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- May 20
Man Spots Jennifer Lawrence in Louisville Grocery Store, But the The Hero Decides to Stick With Wife
While shopping at Kroger, local man Clarence Moore spotted his long time celebrity crush. "She was over in produce, lookin' at squash. I...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- May 8
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- May 7
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- May 7
Millionaires Row Heiress Falls in Love with Lowly Infielder Who Shows Her How to Live
"He was covered in mud, slurring his words and smoked cigarettes that way when your hand is over top of it... I knew then that I wasn't...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Apr 23
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