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Oscar Predictions: Who's Getting Slapped This Year???
With so many big names on the stage this year, who do YOU think is going to assaulted on stage by a nominee/winner/sad?
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Feb 13
High Altitude Drone Patrols to Deter UFO Incursions in U.S. Airspace Underway
While this countermeasure is still experimental concerning use at high altitudes, it is currently widely used across the U.S. to protect...
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- Feb 12
Season Finale of Hit Show "Football" Expected to Draw More Than 100 Million Viewers
Fans could expect one of two surprise outcomes to this season's arc. While a cliffhanger is unlikely, any number of twists and turns,...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Feb 7
Doctor Asks Woman With 9-Inch Blade in Abdomen if She's 'Sure' It Not Just Her Period
"I have to ask," he assured her. "You'd be surprised how often these things are just cramps or gas."
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Feb 7
In Bold Move, Several Current Hit Shows Re-Cast Their Leads with Pedro Pascal
The move is expected to boost viewership by millions.
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- Feb 4
Chinese Scientists Promise that 'Spy Balloon' Only Monitoring the Weather Over U.S. Nuclear Silos
The top scientists assured the U.S. government that the lab techs, and their families, responsible for allowing the balloon to be spotted...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Sep 12, 2022
Horded Corgis Discovered by Family in Recently Deceased Grandmothers Residence
A family, who wished to remain anonymous, was undertaking the unpleasant task of cleaning out the home of the recently deceased matriarch...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Sep 8, 2022
Monarchy To Receive Infusion of Youthful Exuberance and Fresh Ideas From Young New King
At the blissfully young of age 73, some in the upper echelons of British society wonder if the fresh faced King has attained the...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Sep 2, 2022
Massive Number of Employees Call in Sick Friday Before Labor Day Sparking Public Health Concerns
"Just not feeling myself today, better play it safe," says Justin Wells. "Just looking out for my co-workers, gotta lookout for them, ya...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Aug 1, 2022
Lotto Players Everywhere Return to Work This Glorious Monday Morning
It was a week of wild imaginings, beautiful "what-if" fantasies, and well thought out plans of benevolent giving. Now, we all return to...
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- Jul 25, 2022
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- Jul 20, 2022
Pro-Life, Interracial, Same-Sex, Married Couple Celebrate While They Still Can
"The sanctity of life is protected again!" said the young couple who will learn in the coming months that "sanctity" means different...
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- Jul 5, 2022
America a Little Annoyed Party Guest Proposed to Girlfriend at Its Birthday Party
While all in all a good sport, and genuinely happy for the newly engaged couple, America couldn't help but be a little bitter that...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jun 14, 2022
Man Who Could Have Won Lottery Wasted Luck on Well-Timed Green Lights
While on the way to work this morning, local Anthony Waters was debating stopping by his corner Thornton's before work to get coffee and...
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Louisville X-Press Staff
- Jun 13, 2022
Child in Car, Playing with iPad on Wireless Internet Blown Away by Site of Groundhog Beside Road
Braydon Miller, put down his eighth-generation iPad with 10.2 inch 264-pixel per inch screen that was connected, wirelessly, to the...
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- Jun 8, 2022
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- Jun 8, 2022
A Modest Proposal...
As of this writing, 653 children and teens have been killed by guns and more than 1,600 injured just in 2022. Even if you find stats...
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- Jun 2, 2022
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