Louisville X-Press StaffMar 291 minMinimalist Wife Confronts Husband About Hoarding ProblemTensions came to a boiling point in the Goss household when minimalism adherent, Kathy, finally confronted her husband, Steven, about his...
Louisville X-Press StaffMar 121 minPresident Biden Promises Every American Will Receive 100 Million Doses of Vaccine "That should do it!"
Louisville X-Press StaffOct 31, 20201 minRelieved Children at Halloween Party Learn 'Dead Man's Brains' Actually Just Lamb Brains"I was really grossed out, I totally believed they were people brains!" said 8-year-old party guest who breathed a sigh of relief when...
Louisville X-Press StaffOct 26, 20201 minSupporters Applaud Muted, Muzzled, Shock Collared Trump for Passing as Civil Human Being Once"We knew he could do it! MAGA 2020!!" said the supportive audience, watching his debate performance.
Louisville X-Press StaffJul 31, 20201 minBREAKING: Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Election Winner After drawing fierce criticism for suggesting a postponement of the election from Democrats, Republicans, the media, the public, his...
Louisville X-Press StaffJun 20, 20201 minCoworkers Use of Emojis to Mask Passive Aggression Becoming More Transparent"It would be one thing if she was my boss, but she's just an entry level employee over in accounting," reports Mitch Dwyer, a five year...
Louisville X-Press StaffMay 20, 20201 minLocal Bands Eager to Get Back to Playing Empty RoomsWith easing restrictions, many venues are are allowed to open back up at 33% capacity, many times more than what many local bands are...
Louisville X-Press StaffMay 8, 20200 minJust as News Cycle Closes on Murder Wasps, Nazi Tarantulas Spotted in the Southwest U.S.
Louisville X-Press StaffApr 24, 20201 minWhich Disinfectant Should You Inject Directly Into Your Body? The Answer May Surprise You...THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY: I tasked each member of my staff with injecting one household disinfectant directly into their blood stream...
Louisville X-Press StaffApr 23, 20201 minEmotional Distancing Measures Shown to Have No Effect on Spread of Covid-19"Emotional...what? Of course not, how would that help?" said a spokesperson for the Louisville Metro Public Health Department.
Louisville X-Press StaffApr 10, 20201 min"Coronavirus is Absolutely Spread Through Video Games!" Assures Nations Girlfriends"It's those filthy controllers that your gorss, sweaty hands have been gripping for hours so far today, and until 3:00 am last night."
Louisville X-Press StaffNov 29, 20190 minThanksgiving Dish Brought by Vegan Cousin Untouched for 4th Consecutive Year
Louisville X-Press StaffOct 14, 20191 minFeeders Supply's Dog Training Classes Expanding Curriculum to Include Finance, Accounting CoursesInitially courses will be limited to financial disciplines...plans are to expand into marketing and business admin. in 2021.
Louisville X-Press StaffSep 21, 20191 minThe Spotlight is on Louisville in the 'Idiot Driver Monthly' October IssueLong overdue, Louisville will finally receive the recognition it deserves in the October issue of Idiot Driver Monthly.
Louisville X-Press StaffSep 10, 20191 minApple Store Manager Tired of Replacing Employees With New Models Every 6 MonthsLouisville area Apple Store Market Leader, Phillip Diaz, expressed frustration this afternoon upon learning that the iPhone 11 is rumored...
Louisville X-Press StaffAug 14, 20192 minNew 'Gender Reveal Party' Trend is Just Giving Birth in Front of Party GuestsWe all thought it was strange that she waited so late in her pregnancy to have a gender reveal...when we did it was for later that same day
Louisville X-Press StaffJul 27, 20191 minLouisville Zoo Tragedy! Adult Male Gorilla Cruelly Reveals to Baby Kindi She's AdoptedIt is a dark, sad day at the Louisville Zoo's Gorilla Forest exhibit. Bengati, an adult male silverback and huge prick, in an act of...
Louisville X-Press StaffJul 16, 20190 min2nd Street Bridge Paint Crew Will Finish on Time, Despite Numerous Rain Delays
Louisville X-Press StaffJul 3, 20192 minAffordable Daycare Option Finally Arrives in Louisville ...while it does break various laws and safety codes, it won't break the bank.
Louisville X-Press StaffJun 26, 20192 minOxmoor Topgolf Unveils Punishing New Design After Legal Victory"Whenever a new game begins, ends, a point is scored, almost scored, or if no points are scored at all, the speakers will sound off."
