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"Shit, it sneaks up on me every year...." said the flustered celestial body. "I really need to set a calendar reminder the week before."

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Marketing analyst David Hargreaves was on the verge of a breakdown when asked to find an old excel file containing reporting data...

A new arrival to the kingdom of heaven, Karen Sachs, immediately became outraged and demanded to speak to the manager when she approached...

"I should have realized at the time that's not what he meant, but Anne looked so beautiful... I just got swept up in the moment."

With advances stalling on all fronts, the extensive loss of personnel and equipment, and no sign of a "quick end." The beleaguered...

"I've never been on the other side of that before... I just need a minute..."

"It's unfortunate, but it happens every year," said Sheila Howser, director of the East Louisville Animal Shelter. "St. Patrick's day...

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"This war, things get smashed!" said the Field Commander Alexei Kozlov, after bursting from a concrete bunker near the facility. "No more...

Louisville X-Press has decided to expand it's offerings and cater to what the people really want to see...

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Louisvillian Tracey Wong has all but given up trying to hang out with new friend Laura Gansbauer as every outing ends, or sometimes even...