"Dude, it was crazy this morning, I wouldn't even know where to begin," reported area marketing specialist, Dylan Robey, after arriving 20 minutes late to his office job.
"It's just too hard to explain, but trust me, after that there was simply no way I was getting here by 9:00," explained Robey who's tardiness was caused by accidentally turning his alarm off rather than hitting the snooze button as intended.
"Let's just say I hope what I experienced never happens to you guys."