Louisville X-Press StaffMay 24, 20231 min readLocal Occultists Offer Novel Solution to Recent Series of Horse Deaths at Churchill Downs"They'll race even more ferociously than before, will never tire, and don't need to be fed. The trainers, however, will need to learn Latin."
"They'll race even more ferociously than before, will never tire, and don't need to be fed. The trainers, however, will need to learn Latin."
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