In Ill Advised Move, Billionaire Corporate Executives Decide to Counterstrike

In a move that seems aimless and counterproductive (which makes more sense when you see who's doing it) executives across America have decided they've had enough with workers and their demands for fair, living wages for doing the work that the country depends on.

Billionaires on the picket line, refusing to return to the office until workers everywhere stop being so needy.