Oct 31, 2020 1 min Relieved Children at Halloween Party Learn 'Dead Man's Brains' Actually Just Lamb Brains "I was really grossed out, I totally believed they were people brains!" said 8-year-old party guest who breathed a sigh of relief when le...
Oct 26, 2020 1 min Supporters Applaud Muted, Muzzled, Shock Collared Trump for Passing as Civil Human Being Once "We knew he could do it! MAGA 2020!!" said the supportive audience, watching his debate performance.
Jul 31, 2020 1 min BREAKING: Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Election Winner After drawing fierce criticism for suggesting a postponement of the election from Democrats, Republicans, the media, the public, his fami...